As much as by cucumber one can refer to a big, thick cock, on this occasion we have to take the word in its literal sense. Because this man hasn’t thought of anything other than to vary marital sex with his mature wife a little, and he thought that vaginal insertions would be a good idea. For this reason, he went to the kitchen and grabbed this piece of cucumber, which made his wife’s eyes flicker, wishing for the action to begin. And so he alternated penetrations with this vegetable and with his cock.